Ah bacon, such a lovely meat, greater than porkchops, pork, sir loin, or savory Salisbury steak. Truly what else could man require but bacon? Fried on a griddle, fried in a pan, cooked in the microwave and held in the hand. Put it on a donut, or cover it in chocolate, truly it is the greatest of foods!
Too bad that's not really what this little message is about. This is me saying hello to every last one of you. I give fond greetings to my fellow bloggers, to the trolls, and the internet users who are so bored they are randomly perusing the blogs. Now, many people make blogs for various reasons. They use it as a porno site, a dating site, a social networking, and a site to air their own pompous and self-righteous opinions. I'm here to do that last option, but hopefully without the pompous part.
I am a man of simple tastes, I can honestly enjoy just about everything, regardless of what it is. For instance, my two favorite fictional universes in the whole wide multiverse of fiction are: Warhammer 40k, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. For those of you going, "Oh god, a brony blog? Really?!" Relax, maybe ten percent of my posts will be about that. I won't refrain from mentioning it, but that's because it has a plethora of excellent animation, story, and character designs that can be expertly used to demonstrate how to do something right.
Now then, to the meat of the matter. Just what kind of pompous, self-righteous opinions shall I be trying to forcefully shove down your throat? Well, that varies. At times I'll do reviews, of books, movies, and TV shows, other times I'll do profound discussions of politics, common sense, and the common cold. At others I'll do a little post explaining how haters are wrong, or my personal feelings on a topic or franchise altogether.
In other words you can expect a big bag of various multi-colored goodies. All brimming with my compelling narrative writing style. I truly hope you enjoy my blog, even if you disagree with every single damn thing I say.
Welcome to the world of blogging. I can't wait to read it each and every day. You are posting every day, right? Tony, you make me laugh and you sometimes make me think. I prefer the laughing cuz the thinking makes my head hurt. Anyway, can't wait to read the next post.
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